GOBBLIN KWEST

GreEtings paftheftiCk SoFFtlinGs! Yess iT iz USS, the hAnsUM an BRiLLiunT GOBBLInS of CloVenstONE, takin over ReEEve's BLOGG agAne to tel you AbOUt our nOo BURK, the magniFicIfiCifecent GOBBLIN KWEST.  

Heer iz a NICE PIKTUR ov iTt:

...Only in reEl liFe it turns out is NOTT YELLO after all butt a kind of fluoresceint flooresint flouoo itt is VERrY ORINDGE. 

& Ther is loDes an lodeS of WURDS inside itT, whIcH meenz VALU FOR MUNNY. 

ApraRently iff yOu reads all thE WURDS iN the RitE ORdER tHey teLls the EXCICTING STOREY ov a LonnG an DAnGRerEOURSE KWEST wot we wEnt on. 

ItT was aLl about stOpping thAtt lOOny PRInCE RHiND frOm usiNg this tHingG caLLed the ELVENHORN to raIse the LOSST KNINGDOM OF THE ELVS from unDer tHe Sea and itT was a riTe bliMmin to-do, we caN tell yoU. TheRe was LoDES of WaLKIN ABOuT likE in A ProPer KWEST, an aLso seA SperPents, pOo, tretChery, BOATs, meTal PAsTIEs, a MAN EeTIN TREE*, some ANCHOVIES, an a terRible fiRe brEathin CUSHION only maYbe itt iz noTt actoaully a CusHiON wotT iz the wURd we iz GropiN fORR?

A FIRE BREaTHIN CUsHION as seen in the Moovie CUSHIONSLAYER

Anywae, wE wiLL bee bak oN thiS bLogg sOon wivth our TOPP NOTCH KWeSTIN TIPpS, so keep your EYES PEeLED (only nott liTraLLy cos thatt woulDs be horRibul.)


MeENWhILE, GOBBLIN KWEST is avaibable frOmm ALL GOOD SoFFTLING BURKSHOpPS (An eeveN thE RUBbISH WuNS coulD pRobibblY ORder A coPpy for You).


*Itt also eEts lades, aN also GOBBLINS.

Goblins artwerk iz by DAvE SEmPLE as usooal.

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